Sardar is a Persian word which tends to be used for military or political This book puts together some of the famous Sardar jokes, just for the sake of laughs. Posted by Rahul under Sardar Jokes · No Comments category/sardar-jokes/page/2. Page 1 / 5 . Tamil SMS (). Digitally signed by Ramanathan. DN: cn=Ramanathan, c=IN, o=Commercial Taxed Dept Staff. Training Institute,, ou=Computer Lecturer,, [email protected]

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Clean, but funny Sardar jokes in English. A Sardarji sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. Tries to drown a fish in water. Thinks socialism means partying. + Tamil Jokes Offline - + Tamil Jokes in Tamil font and completely FREE, of the most popular and decent funny Tamil Joke for both mobile phones & tablets. Tamil Jokes * Tamil Fun * Tamil Kadi Jokes * Sardar jokes * Tamil SMS jokes . Backup Software · PDF Printer · Free PDF converter · Free Backup software. Sardarji Jokes. Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" Sardar got mad.

Santa: No is not studying, they are studying him. NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle.

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The scientists and engineers checked and double checked everything to make sure that things are fine. However, on the day of the launch, something seemed to be wrong.

The rocket made all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground. The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem. Finally, Manjit, a Sardar offered to help. The NASA scientists were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything.

The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway. The engineers did. The rocket took off and flew into space. Everybody thanked and congratulated Manjit and asked him how he knew what to do. He replied, 'It is very simple.

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This is what we always do with our Bajaj scooters in India. Ten were Sardar, and one was a girl. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, 'I'll get off,' and she made a really moving speech.

All of the Sardars started immediately applauding. Devindar went into The Bank of India and asked to open a current account.

The cashier was surprised when Devindar left the building saying he would return after he had been to Delhi. He was not sure as to what to put in the column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes, please. Sadhu : I haven't slept all night in the train. Friend: Why? Sadhu: I had an upper berth. Friend: Why didn't you exchange it?

Sadhu: There was nobody in the lower bunk to change it with. Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. Tries to drown a fish in water.

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Trips over a cordless phone. Thinks socialism means partying. Studies for a blood test and fails. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

Puts lipstick on his forehead because he wants to make up his mind. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. At the bottom of the application form where it says: "Sign Here", he puts 'Scorpio'.

Sells the car for gas money. Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead. Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home. Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor. Sardar 1: Look, so many bandages! Must be a pukka real lorry accident case. Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written BC !!!

Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa immediately vacated the window seat and took the middle seat. Astonished, the air hostess and the co-pilot asked the captain what he had said to Santa. All others were going to Jalandhar.

Santa: Sure!

Santa: Sure, sure! Santa: My stomach is upset. Banta: What does your stomach have to do with Legislative Assemblies or Parliament? Astrologer: You are the father of three children. Santa: Oye Khote! Which is the coolest alphabet in English? What is common to robbers and tennis players? They both involve rackets racquets and courts! Omakuchi een olliya Irukkar? Ans : Athu Avar Ishtam. Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi? Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? Kakam Aen Thanneril Muzhugathu?

Yar avanga? When did George Washington die? In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours.

You know why? What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai Pongalukkum Deepavalikkum enna difference? A1: Pongalai saappida mudiyum. Dheepaavaliyai saappida mudiyaadhu??!! A2: Deepavalinnikki Pongalai sappada mudiyum. Aana Pongal Innikki Deepavaliyai sappida mudiyathu Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla oru cup milk.

Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum? Avan appadi enna sonnaan? Whiskeyum Brandhiyum kalyaanam paNNina enna aagum?

Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku. Coffee yai vida tea better. Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e erukku Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.

Gandhi aen oru edathula nikkaama eppozuthum suththikkitte irunthaaru. SVSekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? Hitchcock ai vita bayangaramaaga padam eduppathu yaar? Q: heroine-ukku opposite?

A : Hero Out? Why were Shiva and Parvati using the keyboard of the computer? Why is a calendar so sad?Hang On Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? Now our Sardarji was not very brave at heart and coolly went to stand in the circle. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma? Naan torch lightai on panren.

Is this because I am a Sardar?